♠ Invest With Us

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We Find the Deals
You Deploy the Capital

We Find the Deals
You Deploy the Capital

A hands-free route into the the Rent-to-Rent serviced accommodation market


A hands-free route into the the Rent-to-Rent serviced accommodation market

— What's Included

— What's Included

Everything From Sourcing to Management

Everything From Sourcing to Management

From the moment we identify a deal to the day it goes live and beyond, we handle every part of the process. Here's exactly what that looks like.


From the moment we identify a deal to the day it goes live and beyond, we handle every part of the process. Here's exactly what that looks like.

Deal Sourcing

We identify and qualify rent-to-rent serviced accommodation opportunities - assessed against the same criteria we apply to our own portfolio.

Full Due Diligence

Every deal comes with a complete analysis - projected occupancy, cost breakdown, and comparable data

Property Setup

Rent deposit secured, property fully furnished, professional photography completed, and listing built - ready to go live from day one.

Guest Management

The Noir Collective handles all guest communication, check-ins, cleaning, and maintenance. You have no operational involvement whatsoever.

Revenue Optimisation

Dynamic pricing across all booking platforms, seasonal strategy adjustments, and ongoing occupancy management to maximise performance.

Monthly Reporting

Regular performance reports covering occupancy, revenue, and property updates. You stay informed without being involved.

— Who This Is For

— Who This Is For

We Work With the Right People. Not Everyone.

We're selective by design. A smaller number of well-matched partnerships means better outcomes on both sides. Here's who we're built for.


We're selective by design. A smaller number of well-matched partnerships means better outcomes on both sides. Here's who we're built for:

THIS ISN'T FOR YOU IF

You're looking for a get-rich-quick opportunity

Looking for a get-rich-quick opportunity

You want full control over day-to-day decisions

You want full control over day-to-day decisions

You're not prepared to trust a proven operator

You're not prepared to trust a proven operator

You're looking to invest without a genuine conversation first

You're looking to invest without a genuine conversation first

Capital-ready investors

You have capital available and want it generating income from property — without building an operation or managing anything yourself.

You have capital available and want it generating income from property - without building an operation or managing anything yourself.

Existing property investors

You already invest in property but want exposure to the short-term rental market without the learning curve or time commitment it usually requires.

You already invest in property but want exposure to the rent-to-rent market without the learning curve or time commitment it usually requires.

Time-poor professionals

You understand property as an asset class but don't have the bandwidth to source, set up, and manage deals. That's exactly what we're here for.

JV-minded partners

You're open to a joint venture structure — where your capital and our operation work together with aligned incentives from day one.

You're open to a joint venture structure -where your capital and our operation work together with aligned incentives from day one.

— What's Included

From Enquiry to Live Deal

From the moment we identify a deal to the day it goes live and beyond, we handle every part of the process. Here's exactly what that looks like.

STEP 01

Submit an Enquiry

Fill in the form below with a few details about yourself and what you're looking for. No commitment — just the start of a conversation.

STEP 02

Initial Call

We get on a call to understand your situation, your capital, and your goals — and walk you through exactly how we work.

STEP 03

Onboarding

If we're aligned, we get you fully onboarded — agreements in place, everything set up, so we're ready to move when the right deal comes.

STEP 04

Property Sourcing

We go to work sourcing the right property for your capital — assessed against our own portfolio criteria before it ever reaches you.

STEP 05

Deal Presented & Approved

We present the fully packaged deal — location analysis, projected performance, cost breakdown, and operator sign-off. You review it and give the green light.

STEP 06

Viewings, Negotiations & Contracts

We arrange and attend viewings, handle all negotiations, and manage the contract process through to completion. You don't need to be involved.

STEP 07

Property Setup

he property is fully furnished, professionally photographed, and the listing is built — ready to go live from day one

STEP 08

Go Live & Ongoing Management

The listing goes live. Noir Collective runs everything. You receive monthly reports and your returns. That's it.

Get In Touch

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PRS: Member of the Property Redress Scheme. No: PRS057338.
ICO: Property Cartel Capital Ltd - ZC103826.
AML: HMRC Anti-Money Laundering registration in progress (Money Laundering Regulations 2017).

Property Cartel Capital Ltd is not authorised or regulated by the Financial Conduct Authority (FCA). All investments carry risk. This website is for informational purposes only and does not constitute financial advice

Property Cartel Capital Ltd is registered in England and Wales. Co. Reg. No: 17077763. Registered Office: 58 Peregrine Road, Hainault, Ilford, Essex, IG6 3SZ.

© 2026 Property Cartel Capital Ltd.

PRS Membership: PRS057338
ICO: ZC103826


HMRC Anti-Money Laundering registration in progress (Money Laundering Regulations 2017).

Property Cartel Capital Ltd is not authorised or regulated by the Financial Conduct Authority (FCA).

All investments carry risk. This website is for informational purposes only and does not constitute financial advice

Property Cartel Capital Ltd is registered in England and Wales. Co. Reg. No: 17077763.

Registered Office: 58 Peregrine Road, Hainault, Ilford, Essex, IG6 3SZ.

© 2026 Property Cartel Capital Ltd.